Physicists always lose snowball fights

The world gets a kick out of how useless engineers and physicists and other smart people are in every-day situations while totally forgetting how many times more worthless they would all be in crucial situations. Would you like a car? A mechanic cannot build one. Would you like a skyscraper? A construction worker cannot design one that would be safe or sturdy. Would you like a computer? You're gonna have to ask a geek. I'm so sick and tired of people talking about "yeah he's smart but he lacks common sense" as if that totally negates the value of a man's intelligence.

None of the above keeps me from laughing at myself through the means of the comic you will find here. And yes all the physics is correct, I checked it.

Additionally, I will not resist telling you that yesterday was the 1 month anniversary of "the start of a beautiful relationship." 744 hours if you want to be precise. I called her and asked her again if she wanted to be my girlfriend. She said yes again. Life is good.

And for all you hecklers out there, I say this: "He scoffs at scars that never felt a wound"

That's Shakespeare. You don't argue with Shakespeare.